I have not written a blog in ages and now has come the time when I am forced to take some rest so I have decided I should start hitting the computer keys.
Life has been so busy lately with filming and running my website my last escapade turned up to be a disaster. I decided to sign at the Erotica show on the Sunday and after half an hour of greeting friends and fans, Carmel Moore came to say hello I picked her up grabbing her arse, fell and twisted my ankle in ridiculously high heeled shoes and ended up being carted out of the show in a wheel chair.
To my delight I think not, looking like a showpiece from some weird fetish side show I was sat in Charring Cross A& E wearing fishnet stockings, the guilty high heeled shoes and my breasts heaving out of a bra fit for a six year old.
It was no joke even if I find the whole thing hilarious now, the nurse decided to park me next to another wheelchair loaded with an old woman shouting obscenities, and opposite was the viewing gallery for normal casualties to look upon me an the other loonies as a way to pass the time.
I was x rayed three times to make sure I did not have a break, why do those guys twist your foot so badly try to get it in position, for fuck sake, you are x raying my foot because it might be broken stop twisting the fucker. Sorry about the swearing.
I was absolutely delighted to leave after three hours with my new hospital issue porn star sticks to swing on with a bad sprain to my ligaments.
So slow down Daisy is my motto this month through no choice of my own, and no high heels at least for a couple of months, gutted.
So my mind is ticking at speeds of over 100 miles an hour at what will come to me when my slutty habits can return. Or can I invent some lying down? Well I am not the only person in the world that is crippled even if is only temporary. What about the folk who are always in this predicament, now this is what I wonder.
How to be sexy whilst being temporarily disabled.
Day 1
One gram of Paracetomal and 400 grams of Ibruprofen for breakfast, oh hang on a minute I can’t bloody move. Help … I need to pee and I can’t even move. My whole leg has decided to take a comedy holiday to Agony Street. A sprain can never be this painful surely! Oh no, I have to get my boyfriend to take me to the loo, how embarrassing. Perhaps I should wear rubber knickers and suggest a fetish game. Role play that’s the one, he is my nurse who administers things to me. Kinky, I like it.
Day 2
Mmmmm more drugs please and less pain and I need a bath, sink washing is not my thing. How do I get in the bath? More help from boyfriend is needed, oh gosh I am really not looking so sexy but I shall pout all the same when he looks at me. I also arch my back and stick my tits out, great his eyes are there, plan sufficient.
Day 3
Foot has decided to swell to twice the size and go purple, so now I order from new nurse, a cute pair of knee high socks hiding the purple thing at the end of my leg. Nurse is doing extremely well and is enjoying the time with me, I try and keep the kinky game plan going, by giving him treats every errand he runs for me, there is nothing wrong with my lips you know!
Shit …Don’t believe it …Nurse reminds me that Naughty America is coming to shoot me tomorrow and the day after, four scenes have been arranged for a couple of months now, how am I going to do porn with a dodgy foot? I start panicking and try and get as much rest as I can, no sexy stuff for the nurse today just ZZZZZzzzzz’s for me.
It all started so well
Oh dear
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